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🟡 Confluent decided data integrity was optional today. Their API hiccup has Grafana users staring at blank dashboards across all regions—nothing says 'modern infrastructure' like metrics that forgot to show up. Engineering team is allegedly 'investigating,' which is corporate for 'we're refreshing Slack every 3 seconds.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jun 29, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Confluent API Outage

// Status page says

Jun 29 , 12:37 UTC Investigating - We are investigating an issue affecting Confluent metrics ingestion across all regions. Due to an elevated error rate on the Confluent side, some metrics may not be ingested, resulting in potential data loss. We are actively investigating the issue and will provide updates as more information becomes available.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.grafana.com/incidents/bsfk9nm4l61f

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