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🔴 Grafana's prod-me-central-1 decided to become a historical artifact. AWS admitted the UAE region is genuinely toast—recovery measured in months, not hours. Time to play datacenter roulette and pray your backup plan isn't also in the same burning building. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jun 17, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Complete outage in prod-me-central-1

// Status page says

Jun 17 , 09:58 UTC Resolved - Following our ongoing communications regarding the complete outage in prod-me-central-1, we are now closing this incident. As noted in the latest AWS update, the Middle East (UAE) region (ME-CENTRAL-1) has suffered significant damage and restoration is expected to take several months. We strongly recommend all affected customers migrate workloads to an alternate Grafana Cloud region as soon as possi

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.grafana.com/incidents/txcxl9sxxqm9

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