CLERK

🟡 Clerk is throwing 500s like confetti while frantically deploying a band-aid. Dashboard went full blackout, everything else is moving through molasses. The mitigation is coming—probably. Thoughts and prayers for your auth flow. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 26, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Elevated 500 rates on API responses

// Status page says

Status: Investigating We are deploying a mitigation for the Dashboard and Backend API Affected components Dashboard (Partial outage) Session management (Degraded performance) Account Portal (Degraded performance) SCIM (Degraded performance) Webhooks (Degraded performance) B2B SaaS (Degraded performance) Email delivery (Degraded performance) SMS delivery (Degraded perfor

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.clerk.com//incidents/01KSK2FQC4GX0KM3YXGRWJ6848

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🟢 CLERK Jul 31, 2026

🟠 Clerk's domain provisioning decided to go full casino—lots of errors, lots of monitoring, and a prayer that downstream's 'fix' actually sticks. Go live feature is running on fumes while engineers refresh their status page like slot machines. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 CLERK Jul 12, 2026

🟠 Clerk's domain configuration decided to cosplay as a broken record—elevated errors while provisioning means your 'Go live' button is more 'Go cry' right now. Engineers are apparently monitoring the disaster unfold in real-time. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 CLERK Jun 12, 2026

🟠 Clerk's upstream provider decided to take an unscheduled nap, leaving the 'go live' button about as functional as a screen door on a submarine. Errors and delays incoming for anyone trying to launch their app—monitoring is happening, which is tech-speak for 'we're watching the fire spread.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 CLERK Jun 09, 2026

🟡 Clerk's analytics endpoints are timing out while contemplating all the errors they're supposed to track. Dashboard charts are just loading spinners now. Investigation underway, which is corporate-speak for 'someone just noticed.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)