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⚪ Clerk threw in the towel after a month of Apple ghosting them harder than a Tinder match. Dev instances now get a warning label like cigarette packs, and the incident gets swept under the rug. Thoughts and prayers for whoever files the next Apple support ticket. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Development instances only - Apple rejecting emails
// Status page says
Status: Resolved Despite extensive efforts to reach out to Apple about this issue we still do not have a resolution from them. As this incident has been ongoing for over a month, we have decided to move towards displaying a warning message on sign in from development instance when apple emails are used to sign in and taking down this incident notification. We apologize for the inconvenience and genuinely hope that we hear back from Apple soon on this matter. Affec
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.clerk.com//incidents/01M3M9SSWNTTRMRDFV59B28GCBClerk's Greatest Hits
🟢 CLERK
Jul 31, 2026
🟠 Clerk's domain provisioning decided to go full casino—lots of errors, lots of monitoring, and a prayer that downstream's 'fix' actually sticks. Go live feature is running on fumes while engineers refresh their status page like slot machines. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CLERK
Jul 12, 2026
🟠 Clerk's domain configuration decided to cosplay as a broken record—elevated errors while provisioning means your 'Go live' button is more 'Go cry' right now. Engineers are apparently monitoring the disaster unfold in real-time. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CLERK
Jun 12, 2026
🟠 Clerk's upstream provider decided to take an unscheduled nap, leaving the 'go live' button about as functional as a screen door on a submarine. Errors and delays incoming for anyone trying to launch their app—monitoring is happening, which is tech-speak for 'we're watching the fire spread.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 CLERK
Jun 09, 2026
🟡 Clerk's analytics endpoints are timing out while contemplating all the errors they're supposed to track. Dashboard charts are just loading spinners now. Investigation underway, which is corporate-speak for 'someone just noticed.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)