ANTHROPIC

🔴 Anthropic's API decided errors are a lifestyle choice while Claude.ai took an unscheduled vacation. Engineers are speedrunning the debugging process with elevated stress levels to match. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Apr 28, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Claude.ai unavailable and elevated errors on the API

// Status page says

Apr 28 , 17:51 UTC Identified - We have identified an issue resulting in elevated errors on the Anthropic API, as well as issues accessing Claude.ai, including log-in paths for Claude Code. We are working to resolve these issues, and will provide an update as soon as possible. Apr 28 , 17:41 UTC Investigating - We are investigating an issue preventing users from reaching C

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.claude.com/incidents/9l93x2ht4s5w

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