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🟡 Anthropic's Code on the Web decided to move at sloth speed, taking Cowork, Routines, and mobile along for the ride. Engineers are now in that special 'investigating' phase where coffee becomes a food group. Performance degradation across the board—turns out shipping features faster than they can handle them has consequences. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Aug 14, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Service disruption on Claude Code on the web and related services

// Status page says

Aug 14 , 00:36 UTC Investigating - We are investigating degraded performance in Claude Code on the Web sessions and related products (Cowork Remote, Routines, Claude Code Mobile)

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.claude.com/incidents/whnd2z49x3xf

Anthropic's Greatest Hits

🟢 ANTHROPIC Sep 29, 2026
🔴 Claude forgot who everyone is. SSO and Apple Sign-In are MIA, new chats won't start, voice is silent, and Claude Code/Cowork are taking an unscheduled vacation. First wave got patched at 14:36 UTC, second wave decided to ruin everyone's day. Pro tip: don't log out or you're locked out forever. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 ANTHROPIC Jul 14, 2026
🟡 Anthropic's investigating why Claude suddenly forgot how to build containers. Document creation, Cowork Remote, and Claude Code Remote are all experiencing existential crises. Your AI's having an identity crisis—turns out even genius needs a working dev environment. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 ANTHROPIC Jun 18, 2026
🔴 Anthropic's flagship AI decided to ghost its users while engineers play detective with the source code. 'We identified the problem' is corporate for 'we found where it broke, now comes the fun part.' ETA on consciousness restoration: TBD. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 ANTHROPIC May 09, 2026
🟡 Anthropic's web-based Claude Code decided to ghost half its users at 11:33 PM UTC. Engineers are frantically checking if it's a feature or a bug—spoiler alert, it's always a bug. The investigation is ongoing, which is corporate speak for 'we have no idea yet.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)