🟡 Anthropic's Claude.ai is down and they're "investigating" - which is corporate speak for "we're frantically checking logs and pretending we know what happened." Your AI best friend decided to ghost you right when you needed it most. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🔴 Claude forgot who everyone is. SSO and Apple Sign-In are MIA, new chats won't start, voice is silent, and Claude Code/Cowork are taking an unscheduled vacation. First wave got patched at 14:36 UTC, second wave decided to ruin everyone's day. Pro tip: don't log out or you're locked out forever. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Anthropic's Code on the Web decided to move at sloth speed, taking Cowork, Routines, and mobile along for the ride. Engineers are now in that special 'investigating' phase where coffee becomes a food group. Performance degradation across the board—turns out shipping features faster than they can handle them has consequences. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Anthropic's investigating why Claude suddenly forgot how to build containers. Document creation, Cowork Remote, and Claude Code Remote are all experiencing existential crises. Your AI's having an identity crisis—turns out even genius needs a working dev environment. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🔴 Anthropic's flagship AI decided to ghost its users while engineers play detective with the source code. 'We identified the problem' is corporate for 'we found where it broke, now comes the fun part.' ETA on consciousness restoration: TBD. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)