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🔴 AMPLITUDE - Experiment Evaluation Service Outage. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Mar 16, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Experiment Evaluation Service Outage

// Status page says

Mar 16 , 13:55 PDT Resolved - Duration: March 16, 2026, 11:20 AM PT to 1:17 PM PT Between 11:20 AM PT and 1:17 PM PT, the Experiment Evaluation Service experienced a partial outage, resulting in elevated 500, 502, and 503 errors for some requests. Our team has successfully resolved the issue, and the service is now operating normally. We apologize for any inconvenience this disruption may have caused.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.amplitude.com/incidents/nd1wk5gwwfc7

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