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🟠 Amplitude's external streaming destination feature decided to ghost all your data in transit. Engineering claims they found the problem but are apparently fluent in corporate time estimates. Your analytics pipeline is now a static display of wishful thinking. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ 4d ago Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Streaming to External Destinations Unavailable

// Status page says

Oct 22 , 15:08 PDT Identified - We are currently investigating an issue affecting streaming to external destinations. During this time, streaming deliveries are unavailable, and retrying data sends is also impacted. Our Engineering team has identified the affected infrastructure and is actively working to restore functionality. We apologize for the disruption and will provide further updates as our investigation

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.amplitude.com/incidents/zsk5n9qys4dd

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