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🟠 Amplitude's data pipeline decided to slow-dance when it should be sprinting. The good news: no data lost, just delayed like your ex texting back. Full recovery in 1-2 hours, assuming the engineers stop refreshing the dashboard every 30 seconds. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Aug 13, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Delay in realtime data processing

// Status page says

Aug 12 , 19:45 PDT Update - Data processing is now recovering. There is no data loss, and all data will continue to be sent to downstream destinations once processed. No customer action is needed at this time. We estimate full recovery within the next 1-2 hours and will provide our next update within 30 minutes. Aug 12 , 18:32 PDT Update - We are continuin

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.amplitude.com/incidents/5tvd3qyt80wm

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