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🟡 Amplitude's Custom Metrics details page is playing hide-and-seek with users—loads fail, errors appear, data supposedly safe. Engineering team is actively investigating, which in status-page speak means they're still figuring out which Slack thread has the answer. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jul 13, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Custom Metrics – Metric Details Page Unavailable

// Status page says

Jul 13 , 04:41 PDT Investigating - Since 2026-07-12 11:47:42 PM PDT (2026-07-13 07:47:42 AM CET), we have been experiencing issues with the Amplitude user interface (UI). Currently, the Custom Metrics metric details page may fail to load or display an error. Our team is actively investigating the source of the issue and will work to deploy a fix. We expect no data loss. No customer action is needed at this time. <br /

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.amplitude.com/incidents/dnkrkxz4ym8m

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