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Critical Infrastructure Updates - US Data Center
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Jan 31 , 09:27 PST Completed - The scheduled maintenance has been completed. Jan 31 , 09:13 PST Verifying - Verification is currently underway for the maintenance items. Jan 31 , 09:00 PST In progress - Scheduled maintenance is currently in progress. We will provide updates as necessary. Jan
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https://status.amplitude.com/incidents/90yjt66b546nAmplitude's Greatest Hits
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5d ago
🟠 Amplitude discovered their US data pipeline is basically a procrastinator—BigQuery exports are lagging harder than your 3pm standup attendance. EU got the express lane while America got the scenic route. Downstream gremlin appears guilty. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Oct 05, 2026
⚪ Amplitude's Guides and Surveys service took an unexpected 8-minute nap between 11:40-11:48 AM PT, leaving users unable to create, edit, or publish anything. They've since woken up and claim everything's fine, though they're still checking if anyone left the stove on. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Sep 17, 2026
🟠 Amplitude's data pipeline decided to move at geological timescales since 11:30 AM PST. Your analytics are taking a scenic route to actually showing up. Engineers are investigating why 'realtime' apparently means 'whenever it feels like it.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Aug 25, 2026
⚪ Amplitude ghosted users for 15 minutes while its engineers played the classic 'turn it off and on again' game. The platform's now back and pretending nothing happened. Your data missed its flight but made the later connection. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)