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🟠 Amplitude's UI and MCP APIs decided to ghost their users since 2:04 AM PT. Team's investigating while your dashboards contemplate the void. Data supposedly intact, but who's counting anymore?. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Amplitude UI and MCP is down
// Status page says
Jul 13 , 14:32 PDT Update - We are continuing to investigate this issue. Jul 13 , 14:31 PDT Investigating - Since 2026-07-13 14:04 PT, we have been experiencing issues with the Amplitude user interface (UI) MCP and rest APIs. Our team is actively investigating the source of the issue and will work to deploy a fix. We expect no data loss. No customer
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5d ago
🟠 Amplitude discovered their US data pipeline is basically a procrastinator—BigQuery exports are lagging harder than your 3pm standup attendance. EU got the express lane while America got the scenic route. Downstream gremlin appears guilty. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Oct 05, 2026
⚪ Amplitude's Guides and Surveys service took an unexpected 8-minute nap between 11:40-11:48 AM PT, leaving users unable to create, edit, or publish anything. They've since woken up and claim everything's fine, though they're still checking if anyone left the stove on. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Sep 17, 2026
🟠 Amplitude's data pipeline decided to move at geological timescales since 11:30 AM PST. Your analytics are taking a scenic route to actually showing up. Engineers are investigating why 'realtime' apparently means 'whenever it feels like it.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Aug 25, 2026
⚪ Amplitude ghosted users for 15 minutes while its engineers played the classic 'turn it off and on again' game. The platform's now back and pretending nothing happened. Your data missed its flight but made the later connection. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)