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🟡 Your passwords are safe, but 1Password's servers apparently need therapy. File uploads, downloads, and images all decided to ghost users simultaneously across US and EU. Engineering team is in full panic mode while integrations crumble like day-old cookies. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
SaaS Manager performance is degraded
// Status page says
May 16 , 11:51 EDT Investigating - Files can not be uploaded or downloaded, and images may not be loading properly. Pages within the application may not be loading. Some integrations and workflows may have experienced errors. This issue affects the US and EU regions. Our engineering team is currently investigating.
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
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🟡 1Password's SaaS Manager and Managed Credentials are having a silent treatment moment. Turns out 'Better Together' doesn't work when your services go full radio silence. Ownership changes are currently experiencing indefinite ghosting. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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⚪ 1Password's update server decided to ghosted GitHub Actions, turning deploy pipelines into archaeological digs. The fix is supposedly in place, but the team's still glued to their monitors like it owes them money. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Jul 02, 2026
🟡 1Password's Device Trust feature decided to stop trusting devices (or anything). The team is investigating why their security backbone chose now to ghost everyone. Your passwords are fine, but your peace of mind is negotiable. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)