🟡 1Password's Device Trust feature decided to stop trusting devices (or anything). The team is investigating why their security backbone chose now to ghost everyone. Your passwords are fine, but your peace of mind is negotiable. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 1Password's Device Trust service decided to ghost its own security checks. Some users hitting auth walls while the team frantically searches for the off switch they apparently can't find. Nothing says 'password manager' like making passwords temporarily unmanageable. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 1Password's SaaS Manager and Managed Credentials are having a silent treatment moment. Turns out 'Better Together' doesn't work when your services go full radio silence. Ownership changes are currently experiencing indefinite ghosting. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⚪ 1Password's update server decided to ghosted GitHub Actions, turning deploy pipelines into archaeological digs. The fix is supposedly in place, but the team's still glued to their monitors like it owes them money. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Your passwords are safe, but 1Password's servers apparently need therapy. File uploads, downloads, and images all decided to ghost users simultaneously across US and EU. Engineering team is in full panic mode while integrations crumble like day-old cookies. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)