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⚪ 🔧 Vercel's Functions threw ERR_STREAM_PREMATURE_CLOSE errors after a Node.js security patch introduced a regression that murdered response streaming. node-fetch@2 users got the short end of the stick for ~7 hours while engineers played upstream whack-a-mole. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Resolved: Elevated ERR_STREAM_PREMATURE_CLOSE errors in Vercel Functions
// Status page says
Jun 19 , 17:54 UTC Resolved - Between Jun 19 18:09 and Jun 20 01:16 UTC, a subset of Vercel Functions using node-fetch@2 may have experienced intermittent invocation errors that surfaced as ERR_STREAM_PREMATURE_CLOSE. As part of Node.js June 2026 security releases, we began rolling out new Node.js versions. Those versions contain an upstream regression that breaks response streaming for node-fetch@2, which caused the error
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
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