UPSTASH

🟠 Someone flipped the wrong switch and made Upstash boxes into read-only ghosts for 3 hours. Your containers kept chugging along like nothing happened, but you couldn't touch them. The irony of 'serverless' infrastructure needing to be rebooted is apparently still funny. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jun 23, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Box Access and Management Operations Unavailable

// Status page says

Jun 23 , 06:05 UTC Resolved - Between 01:18 and 04:03 UTC, customers were unable to access running boxes or perform create, read, update, or delete operations. Running containers were not affected and continued operating throughout. The issue has been fully resolved and all box operations are functioning normally. We are taking all necessary measures to prevent this from happening again. We apologize for the disruption. </

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.upstash.com/incidents/ms9sqp71kyc9

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🟢 UPSTASH Jul 16, 2026

⚪ QStash's HTTP parser briefly forgot how to read the internet. Resolved faster than you can say 'DNS cache go brr.' If ghosts return, try clearing your DNS—turns out that's tech support's duct tape. 👻. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 UPSTASH Jun 25, 2026

🟡 Upstash Redis decided to take an unscheduled nap across eu-central-1, us-east-1, and us-west-1. Engineers are currently asking their Redis instances why they're playing dead. More news when someone figures out what happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 UPSTASH Jun 19, 2026

⚪ QStash EU region went full hermit mode for 34 minutes—some requests got ghosted during the networking blackout. They've since remembered that connectivity exists and are back to normal service. Postmortem TBA, presumably titled 'How We Lost Our Internet Privileges.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 UPSTASH Jun 04, 2026

🟡 Upstash Vector in IAD region decided to ghost users while Fly.io's networking team frantically checks if they unplugged the right cable. Connectivity's gone full Schrödinger's—both working and not working simultaneously. Thrilling times. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)