TRELLO

⚪ Trello's search index took an hour-long nap and forgot about your entire board. Engineers woke it up, checked for brain damage, and declared victory. Your cards are findable again, assuming you remember what you named them. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 15, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Trello - degraded performance (resolved)

// Status page says

May 15 , 14:04 EDT Resolved - Search is now fully up to date for all users, and all issues with previous degraded functionality have been resolved. May 15 , 13:36 EDT Monitoring - The team has resolved the previous issues and is now monitoring the system to ensure a full return to baseline. Search indexing is still approximately 1h delayed, but will be up to date shortly.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://trello.status.atlassian.com/incidents/j8fyf9mml8np

Trello's Greatest Hits

🟢 TRELLO May 18, 2026

⚪ Update: Trello - degraded performance (identified). (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 TRELLO May 17, 2026

🟡 Trello's having a senior moment—comments won't post, cards refuse to budge, attachments vanish into the void. Engineers claim they're 'actively working' which is corporate for 'we're staring at logs with cold coffee.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 TRELLO May 08, 2026

🔴 Trello and friends went offline because someone else's server had an existential crisis. Atlassian's blaming their cloud vendor like a teenager blaming their parents. At least they identified it—that's half the battle when you're playing infrastructure roulette. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 TRELLO Feb 21, 2026

⚪ Trello's connection stability took a coffee break, leaving users ghosted by intermittent websocket failures. The 'actively engaged' team speak means someone's definitely panic-refreshing their terminal right now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)