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π΄ SUPABASE - Upgrade Shared Pooler V1 to V2 for eu-west-1 region. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Upgrade Shared Pooler V1 to V2 for eu-west-1 region
// Status page says
THIS IS A SCHEDULED EVENT May 27 , 13:00 - 15:00 UTC May 18 , 02:52 UTC Scheduled - There will be a scheduled maintenance on 2026-05-27 from 13:00-15:00 UTC on the Shared Pooler(V1) for the eu-west-1 region. This maintenance upgrades the Shared Pooler to a new version (V2) that provides better scalability and uptime. The Shared Pooler will be unavailable durin
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