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SUPABASE
π΄ Supavisor decided to ghost projects in us-east-1a after an upstream provider had a complete meltdown. Turns out when your vendor's infrastructure goes dark, your availability zone follows like a sad puppy. Root cause identified, but the damage was already done. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Supavisor connectivity in us-east-1a
// Status page says
May 8 , 01:06 UTC Identified - We have identified the root cause of the connection issues as an outage with an upstream provider affecting a single availability zone (us-east-1a). All affected projects are located in this zone. May 8 , 00:50 UTC Investigating - Increased connection times for Supavisor since about 00:10 UTC is affecting a limited number of projects in us-
π Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.supabase.com/incidents/x85ytwpgktjhSupabase's Greatest Hits
π’ SUPABASE
1d ago
π‘ Supabase's logging service decided to ghost its own data. Logs are either fashionably late or taking an indefinite sabbatical. The irony of your observability tool becoming unobservable is not lost on anyone. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ SUPABASE
Sep 16, 2026
π΄ Supabase's auth service decided selective amnesia was a personality trait. Some projects can't log in because apparently credentials are just vibes now. Engineers are frantically searching the couch cushions for the fix. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ SUPABASE
Sep 10, 2026
π‘ Supabase projects decided to ghost their users, but engineers found the off switch and flipped it back. Global rollout underwayβturns out the fix was just turning it off and on again. Your database's 'contemplation phase' is now optional. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ SUPABASE
Aug 28, 2026
π΄ PostgreSQL 15 threw a tantrum because some ancient GLIBC version went missing. Database access got ghosted across multiple regions. Engineers performed emergency archaeology and rolled back the chaos. We're all friends again now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)