SUPABASE

🟠 New instances refusing to exist in eu-west-1 thanks to the provider's infrastructure having a very public identity crisis. Read replicas, unpauses, and upgrades all ghosted—but hey, your existing projects are safe (the ones that actually made it). Error rates trending down means someone finally found the off switch. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jan 28, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Instance Creation Issues - eu-west-1

// Status page says

Jan 28 , 17:56 UTC Update - Instance operations in eu-west-1 are impacted by an ongoing infrastructure provider incident causing network issues in the region. Affected operations include new project creation, unpauses, read replica creation, and upgrades. Existing projects are unaffected. Our provider is aware of the issue and we already see error rates and latency trending down. We will update as the situation

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.supabase.com/incidents/4ydyhb0wrtkc

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