🟡 Supabase's DNS API decided to ghost new project creation attempts. Engineers are frantically checking if they unplugged the right cable this time. The irony of a backend service making backends inaccessible is not lost. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Supabase's logging service decided to ghost its own data. Logs are either fashionably late or taking an indefinite sabbatical. The irony of your observability tool becoming unobservable is not lost on anyone. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🔴 Supabase's auth service decided selective amnesia was a personality trait. Some projects can't log in because apparently credentials are just vibes now. Engineers are frantically searching the couch cushions for the fix. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Supabase projects decided to ghost their users, but engineers found the off switch and flipped it back. Global rollout underway—turns out the fix was just turning it off and on again. Your database's 'contemplation phase' is now optional. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🔴 PostgreSQL 15 threw a tantrum because some ancient GLIBC version went missing. Database access got ghosted across multiple regions. Engineers performed emergency archaeology and rolled back the chaos. We're all friends again now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)