SUPABASE

🟠 Supabase's upgrade feature decided to commit sudoku mid-transaction. Most projects limped back to their old PostgreSQL version like a rejected lover, but some are still wedged in the upgrade machinery while engineers play database archaeologist. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 08, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Customer Projects Experiencing Upgrade Issues

// Status page says

May 8 , 13:46 UTC Update - We are continuing to investigate issues impacting project upgrades. We have observed that the majority of affected projects are successfully returning to a healthy state on their previous PostgreSQL version following failed upgrade attempts. Our engineering team is actively working to manually restore the remaining projects that are still stuck during the upgrade process. As a precaution, we recomm

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.supabase.com/incidents/9nnnmxkfql8k

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