SENTRY

🟠 Sentry's US span ingestion decided to move at geological timescales. Engineers deployed what they're calling a 'fix'—latency is 'coming down' from 'catastrophic' to merely 'disappointing.' Your error tracking is now slower at tracking errors than the errors themselves. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Sep 01, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Span ingestion is degraded in US

// Status page says

Sep 1 , 18:30 UTC Monitoring - A fix has been implemented, and latency is coming down. Sep 1 , 17:50 UTC Update - We are continuing to investigate an issue that affects spans ingestion latency Sep 1 , 16:41 UTC Update - We are continuing to investigate an issue that affects spans ingestion latency

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.sentry.io/incidents/zr5tdz4t85p8

Sentry's Greatest Hits

🟢 SENTRY Oct 06, 2026

🟡 Sentry's dashboard went blind in both US and EU regions. The irony of an error tracking platform becoming untrackable is *chef's kiss*. Engineers are investigating whether they need to file a bug report against themselves. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SENTRY Aug 18, 2026

🟠 Sentry's GoCD pipelines went full Rip Van Winkle while engineers performed emergency root cause archaeology. The mitigations are supposedly in progress, which in incident speak means they found the smoking gun but haven't figured out how to put it back together yet. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SENTRY Jul 20, 2026

🟡 Sentry's error ingestion in DE/EU went dark—turns out the error tracker became the error. Engineers are frantically checking logs to see what logs they missed. The irony is so thick you could parse it as JSON. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SENTRY Jul 11, 2026

🟠 Sentry's US region went full ostrich mode on error ingestion, now playing archaeological dig to recover 25M lost events. They keep saying '2 hours' with the confidence of a contractor giving time estimates. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)