🟡 Sanity's Live Content API decided to ghost half the planet for 180 minutes straight. Engineers found the problem, yawned, fixed it. Content is technically live again, though it needed a timeout-induced existential crisis first. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⚪ Sanity Studio decided to ghost users for 17 minutes while their infrastructure took a smoke break. The coroner's report blames 'temporary service disruption'—corporate speak for 'we have no idea what went sideways.' Crisis averted, fix deployed, everyone move along. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Turns out the irony of a headless CMS losing its ability to communicate is not lost on us. Billing and sales forms are currently experiencing an existential crisis. Engineers are manually checking if they're still connected to the internet. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)