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🟡 Replicate's prediction engine caught in a motivational poster—all the "starting" energy, zero actual momentum. Streaming and HTTP APIs are only partially awake, which is corporate speak for "mostly asleep.". (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Feb 20, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Model Predictions Stuck at "Starting"

// Status page says

Status: Investigating We are currently investigating why a large number of models are not currently processing requests, with predictions stalled with a "starting" status. Affected components Streaming API (Partial outage) HTTP API (Partial outage) Official Models (Partial outage)

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://www.replicatestatus.com//incidents/01KHXFFNVFC5GWMENXRDDFJV36

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