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π΄ Multiple python.org services went dark after deprecated API usage tanked their internal certificates. The classic 'we updated the library and broke everything' play. Now frantically renewing certs and praying things resurrect. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Multiple services unavailable
// Status page says
Oct 1 , 11:13 UTC Monitoring - Multiple python.org services were impacted by expiration of internal TLS certificates caused by use of APIs deprecated by a recent library update. We have resolved the issue and are monitoring as services come back online after renewing their internal certificates.
π Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.python.org/incidents/0jzvfb9tnqmvPypi's Greatest Hits
π’ PYPI
Sep 25, 2026
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This is scheduled maintenance, which per the instructions should be skipped. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ PYPI
Feb 26, 2026
π‘ PyPI infrastructure decided to audition for a disappearing act at 20:04 UTC. Engineers are investigating, which is corporate-speak for 'we're refreshing the status page every 30 seconds while stress-eating.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ PYPI
Jan 19, 2026
βͺ PyPI's API decided to move at geological timescales for a few hours. Engineers implemented a fix faster than their own package manager could install dependencies, and everything's back to normal speedβor at least what passes for normal in the Python ecosystem. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)