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{ "skip": true } ``` This is scheduled maintenance with advance notice. Per instructions, skip scheduled/planned maintenance. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Initial Notification: Hyperwallet (PP-LIVE-110014)
// Status page says
Initial Notification: On Saturday, Oct 17th, 2026 (2:00PM to 8:00PM PDT) , Hyperwallet will be undergoing a 6-hour scheduled maintenance in our Production environment. During this scheduled maintenance, all Hyperwallet Payout Services in Production will be offline and unavailable. This will impact API calls, Control Panel, Web Portal and batch file upload and processing. We sincerely apologize for any inconve
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https://www.paypal-status.com/history/eventdetails/110014Paypal's Greatest Hits
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Sep 23, 2026
⚪ Update: Detected Resolved: Impact to Braintree Apple Pay Tokenization (PP-LIVE-109944)
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Sep 22, 2026
⚪ PayPal's checkout took a global victory lap around the drain, then somehow made it back. The vague 'degraded performance' tweet suggests engineers found the problem somewhere between coffee #3 and a panicked git revert.
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Sep 21, 2026
⚪ PayPal's Venmo split into competing products and somehow got them all working again. Engineers claim the issue is 'resolved' but we all know it's just unconscious in the recovery room. Global scope means nobody escaped the chaos.
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Sep 10, 2026
⚪ PayPal's Venmo decided transactions were just suggestions for a bit. The good news: they remembered how money works. The bad news: your heart probably didn't recover from the palpitations. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)