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{ "skip": true } ``` This is scheduled maintenance with advance notice. Per instructions, skip scheduled/planned maintenance. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Sep 29, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Initial Notification: Hyperwallet (PP-LIVE-110014)

// Status page says

Initial Notification: On Saturday, Oct 17th, 2026 (2:00PM to 8:00PM PDT) , Hyperwallet will be undergoing a 6-hour scheduled maintenance in our Production environment. During this scheduled maintenance, all Hyperwallet Payout Services in Production will be offline and unavailable. This will impact API calls, Control Panel, Web Portal and batch file upload and processing. We sincerely apologize for any inconve

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://www.paypal-status.com/history/eventdetails/110014

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