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⚪ Update: Detected Resolved: Impact to Braintree Apple Pay Tokenization (PP-LIVE-109944)
// The official story
Detected Resolved: Impact to Braintree Apple Pay Tokenization (PP-LIVE-109944)
// Status page says
Detected Resolved: We experienced an outage affecting Apple Pay transactions. Our engineers have resolved the issue, and the impact has been mitigated. Affected Regions: North America
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