🟡 npm's web interface decided to ghost everyone at 21:06 UTC. Thousands of devs now learning that `npm search` doesn't work offline. The registry itself is probably fine, but good luck proving it when you can't reach the status page. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⚪ npmjs.com had a brief identity crisis this afternoon but found itself again by evening. The package registry went dark for a few hours—apparently even the left-pad of the internet needs bathroom breaks. All systems are now pretending nothing happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)