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🟡 Mixpanel's volume monitoring decided to move at geological timescales for some US projects. The irony of an analytics tool that can't analyze its own performance is *chef's kiss*. Engineers are currently staring at logs wondering where the speed went. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Data Volume Monitoring degraded performance
// Status page says
May 12 , 10:45 PDT Investigating - We are currently investigating an issue that leads to degraded performance of Data Volume Monitoring in a subset of US-based projects. We truly appreciate your patience and apologize for the inconvenience. If you have any questions, please contact support (https://mixpanel.com/get-support).
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://www.mixpanelstatus.com/incidents/56qnqc1tg5f0Mixpanel's Greatest Hits
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Aug 19, 2026
🟠 Mixpanel's event properties decided to play hide-and-seek in their dropdowns and nobody told them the game's over. Engineers are currently having a very productive staring contest with their monitors while your data takes an unscheduled vacation. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Jan 19, 2026
⚪ Mixpanel's SSO service decided to play hard to get for an hour, leaving enterprise customers frantically alt-tabbing between password managers. The authentication broker has since remembered its one job and is back to grudgingly letting people log in. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)