// The official story
Resolved: Heroku Service Disruption
// Status page says
We’ve confirmed that the solution implemented to mitigate the issue causing the service disruption was successful. Engineers have observed that the service is stable and have resolved the incident. Customers should no longer see any impact. We will fully investigate the incident, confirming the technical trigger, the underlying cause, and preventive action to avoid a repeat in the future. We apologize for how you and your business may have been affected by this incident.
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.heroku.com/incidents/2915Heroku's Greatest Hits
⚪ HEROKU
Aug 25, 2026
⚪ Heroku's weekend mood swings have been treated with industrial-strength duct tape. Services are limping back to normal after deciding to ghost users for a bit. The 'reset it' strategy apparently works when you're desperate enough.
⚪ HEROKU
Aug 10, 2026
⚪ Heroku's Data add-on provisioning decided to ghost everyone harder than a bad Tinder date. One rollback later and suddenly databases could be created again. They promise to investigate why their code had commitment issues.
🟢 HEROKU
May 08, 2026
🟠 Heroku's US region decided to cosplay as a lottery system—some customers won connectivity, others got the participation trophy. Database latency spiked harder than a crypto bro's confidence in a bear market. The suggested fix? Failover your DB and pray the music chairs doesn't hit again. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
⚪ HEROKU
Apr 29, 2026
⚪ Heroku quietly resolved a feature that apparently time-traveled backwards to break things. Whatever 'retroactive' meant in this context, it's dead now. No word on whether they'll charge you for the privilege of fixing it.