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🟠 Google's shiny new AI models decided to have an existential crisis, leaving Gemini users staring at error messages instead of AI-generated poetry. The subset of affected users got the premium experience of watching their AI chatbot contemplate its mortality. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Sep 11, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

RESOLVED: **Summary:** Mitigated intermittent elevated error rates with Gemini 3.1 Pro models on Gemini Web and Gemini App. **Description:** Between 6:00 PDT and 13:22 PDT on 11 September 2026, a subs

// Status page says

Incident began at 2026-09-11 13:00 and ended at 2026-09-11 20:22 (times are in Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) ). Summary: Mitigated intermittent elevated error rates with Gemini 3.1 Pro models on Gemini Web and Gemini App. Description: Between 6:00 PDT and 13:22 PDT on 11 September 2026, a subset of Gemini users may have ex

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://www.google.com/appsstatus/dashboard/incidents/fJ4691Pe2g9KsTbP8g5F

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