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🟠 GitHub decided unauthenticated users don't deserve to see pull requests or issues—peak gatekeeper energy. Investigation ongoing, which is corporate-speak for 'our on-call engineer just woke up.' At least the sign-in button still works, so there's that. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jun 08, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Pull Requests and Issues unavailable for signed-out users

// Status page says

Jun 8 , 08:13 UTC Update - Following investigation, we are seeing that impact is limited to unauthenticated users when accessing Pull Requests or Issues. Our team continues to work towards mitigation with more updates to follow as we have them. Jun 8 , 07:32 UTC Update - Pull Requests is experiencing degraded performance. We are continuing to investigate.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/m7n7sm0sr1pz

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