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🟠 GitHub decided to ghost developers twice in one day—Git ops, Issues, Actions, and PRs all took an unscheduled siesta from 16:52-17:01 UTC. Systems are back online, but the incident playlist is starting to feel like a broken record. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ 6d ago Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Incident with Git Operations, Issues, Actions and Pull Requests

// Status page says

Oct 7 , 17:27 UTC Monitoring - The degradation has been mitigated. We are monitoring to ensure stability. Oct 7 , 17:25 UTC Update - We observed widespread impact across GitHub services from 16:52 UTC to 17:01 UTC, and are investigating the root cause. All systems have recovered. This incident is a reoccurrence of the incident from earlier in the day https://www.gi

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/qpfv5p86dmrl

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