β Back to the carnage
GITHUB
βͺ GitHub's CI/CD runners decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical, leaving queued jobs to timeout staring at an empty queue. The incident lasted nearly 6 hours across standard and larger runners. Your deployment dreams were deferred, but at least they're back now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Incident with Actions
// Status page says
Feb 3 , 00:56 UTC Resolved - On February 2, 2026, between 18:35 UTC and 22:15 UTC, GitHub Actions hosted runners were unavailable, with service degraded until full recovery at 23:10 UTC for standard runners and at February 3, 2026 00:30 UTC for larger runners. During this time, Actions jobs queued and timed out while waiting to acquire a hosted runner. Other GitHub features that leverage this compute infrastructure were similarly impa
π Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/xwn6hjps36tyGithub's Greatest Hits
π’ GITHUB
6d ago
π GitHub decided to ghost developers twice in one dayβGit ops, Issues, Actions, and PRs all took an unscheduled siesta from 16:52-17:01 UTC. Systems are back online, but the incident playlist is starting to feel like a broken record. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ GITHUB
Aug 17, 2026
π΄ GitHub decided to play roulette with your API callsβ20% of them lose. Archive downloads? Those are running at 50% failure, which is basically a coin flip. Root cause still a mystery, like finding a specific commit in a monorepo at 2am. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ GITHUB
Aug 12, 2026
π‘ GitHub's decided logins and asset downloads need a 'thinking break.' Engineers are currently in that special Slack-based panic state they call 'investigating.' Classic move: auth systems remember passwords better than uptime. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ GITHUB
Aug 12, 2026
π‘ GitHub users reporting degraded logins and package downloads while engineers squint at dashboards pretending this is fine. The 'investigating' status translates to 'we have no idea yet but coffee is being consumed.' At least they're honest about not knowing what broke. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)