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🟠 Copilot Cloud Agent and Code Review got ghosted by OpenAI's models, forcing GitHub to frantically shuffle requests to backup brains. Nothing says 'AI-powered development' like your coding assistant having an existential crisis at 8 PM UTC. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Disruption with Copilot Cloud Agent and Copilot Code Review
// Status page says
May 28 , 20:06 UTC Update - Open AI models are currently unavailable. We are shifting requests to other models to reduce impact. May 28 , 19:40 UTC Update - We are investigating errors with Copilot requests using OpenAI models May 28 , 19:20 UTC Update - Copilot is experiencing degraded performance.
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
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