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πŸ”΄ Vertex AI's Gemini API decided error rates were the real intelligent response. Global endpoint spent Friday morning having an existential crisis, rejecting requests like a moody teenager. Crisis averted by 6:45 AM, but your Friday morning coffee break got longer. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Mar 04, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

UPDATE: Vertex AI Gemini API customers experienced increased error rates when accessing the global endpoint.

// Status page says

Incident began at 2026-02-27 04:36 and ended at 2026-02-27 06:45 (all times are US/Pacific ). Description Between Friday, 2026-02-27, 04:36 and 06:45 PST, customers experienced increased error rates when accessing the Vertex Gemini API Global endpoint. The issue impacted API requests to multiple Gemini models. The incident also caused downstream imp

πŸ”— Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.cloud.google.com/incidents/41E5S3mkTGDfkZuJZH5k

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