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⚪ Update: RESOLVED: Google Cloud VMware Engine (GCVE), Google Cloud NetApp Volumes, and Bare Metal Solutions (
// The official story
RESOLVED: Google Cloud VMware Engine (GCVE), Google Cloud NetApp Volumes, and Bare Metal Solutions (BMS) services are experiencing a service outage in europe-west4-a due to a cooling failure.
// Status page says
Incident began at 2026-07-15 16:57 and ended at 2026-07-16 05:25 (all times are US/Pacific ). Summary Google Cloud VMware Engine (GCVE), Google Cloud NetApp Volumes, and Bare Metal Solution (BMS) services experienced a service outage in europe-west4-a due to a cooling failure. Description The datacenter serving europe-west4-a
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