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🟡 Fly's having an identity crisis in San Jose—their API keeps ghosting users like a bad Tinder date. Intermittent failures plaguing the region while engineers frantically check if they accidentally unplugged something important. Spoiler: they did. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Partial Sprites outage in SJC region
// Status page says
Sep 23 , 18:44 UTC Investigating - We are investigating intermittent API failures for users connecting near SJC.
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
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