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🟠 Fly's ord-0 Kubernetes cluster decided to take an unscheduled nap, and now MPG clusters are stuck in an existential crisis trying to restart. The team's frantically Googling 'why won't my cluster wake up' while your deployments contemplate the void. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
MPG (v1) partially down in ORD
// Status page says
Aug 20 , 07:26 UTC Update - We are continuing to investigate this issue. Aug 20 , 07:25 UTC Investigating - We had an issue with the ord-0 Fly Kubernetes cluster, and many MPG clusters are failing to restart. Our MPG team is actively working on it.
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.flyio.net/incidents/vtybxmvmkz9vFly's Greatest Hits
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1d ago
⚪ 🎭 Turns out SSL certificates have commitment issues too. Fly's sprite subdomain decided to play hard-to-get with a certificate error, leaving developers staring at broken image tags for an hour. Romance was rekindled at 00:45 UTC. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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4d ago
🟠 Fly's sprite creation engine decided Europe was the only continent worth serving. Everyone else gets to experience the joy of failed deployments across all regions. Investigating why the infrastructure gods chose geographic discrimination today. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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5d ago
🔴 Fly's LHR datacenter discovered BGP is hard. Regional anycast and static IPs went dark while traffic gets rerouted to the continent like some kind of digital Brexit. Engineers identified the problem, which is tech-speak for 'we found where the fire is.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Oct 03, 2026
🟠 Fly's Amsterdam region decided to take an unscheduled nap. Management plane and AMS hosts are stumbling back online while engineers frantically assess the damage. MPG impact assessment in progress—translation: they're still counting the bodies. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)