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🟠 Turns out 'degraded' is Fly's polite way of saying their database replicas forgot how to do their job. MPG clusters in Amsterdam and DC are having an identity crisis—some can't even find their primary node. The Machines API decided to pull the fire alarm, and everyone's pretending this was intentional. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Feb 05, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

MPG Degraded clusters in AMS and IAD

// Status page says

Feb 5 , 17:03 UTC Identified - A small number of MPG clusters in the AMS and IAD region are currently in degraded states due to downstream impact from this Machines API issue: https://manage.statuspage.io/pages/65rccr4mbblw/incidents/3npj6935byt4 Most of the impacted clusters may see a degraded replica or PG Bouncer in their statuspage. A very small number may be unable to connect to their MPG primary node, the team is wor

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.flyio.net/incidents/rkd3xz4g7m1b

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