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🟠 Fly discovered that their North American network routes have commitment issues—some packets are ghosting while others contemplate existence mid-transit. Engineers are playing whack-a-mole with 'impacted backbones' like they're herding cats made of fiber optics. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Increased network latency in North America
// Status page says
Jun 11 , 05:24 UTC Update - The network between our regions has been performing well for the majority of traffic. We're still continuing to monitor a few impacted routes in North America that may be seeing elevated latency and packet loss. Jun 11 , 03:30 UTC Update - Impacted NA backbones have been sidestepped where possible, and we're continuing to monitor network h
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