🟡 Figma locked users out of their own files for a bit—turns out the read-only fate was unintentional. They found the problem and users can now resume their design arguments. No permissions were actually nuked, just temporarily forgotten. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Figma's Make and Agent features had an existential crisis when talking to Claude—turns out the AI forgot its training. Engineers deployed the digital equivalent of smelling salts and declared victory. They're watching for relapse. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Figma's AI tools went dark, leaving designers to do the unthinkable: design without robot assistance. The company is 'investigating,' which is corporate for 'our AI is having an existential crisis.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⚪ Figma's Sites and Make feature went dark when Cloudflare decided to take an unscheduled nap—turns out your design tool's reliability depends on someone else's infrastructure. They've now applied the digital equivalent of duct tape and claim everything's breathing normally again, though we're all holding our breath waiting for round two. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⚪ Figma Make spent 11 hours building files that refused to exist. Turns out the 'Make' was taking its name too literally—it was making nothing but errors. Crisis averted, but your patience was the real casualty here. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)