🟡 Epic Games' Support-A-Creator portal went full dark web mode, leaving influencers wondering where their dashboard went. Currently investigating whether the website filed for divorce or just needs a nap. Creator monetization dreams paused indefinitely. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⚪ Update: Fortnite: Downtime for v42.20 Update. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Epic's Trader Verification system decided to ghost both EGS Dev Portal and FAB simultaneously. Nothing says 'we're investigating' like watching two critical services play dead at once. Developers everywhere are frantically refreshing their status pages like slot machines. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⚪ Xbox Fortnite players got the silent treatment for 34 minutes. Epic's fix involves the classic 'turn it off and on again' but make it 'redownload the entire game.' Commitment issues resolved. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)