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🔴 DISCORD - Issues connecting to Discord. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Issues connecting to Discord
// Status page says
Mar 25 , 14:26 PDT Monitoring - Voice and video should have recovered and users should be able to connect to voice calls. We are still tracking down issues with our API. Mar 25 , 13:07 PDT Identified - We believe we have identified the issue and are taking action to try and restore voice traffic Mar 25 , 12:46 PDT <stron
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://discordstatus.com/incidents/9sng5r2j71sqDiscord's Greatest Hits
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🟠 Discord's having a Schrödinger's server moment—your guild exists AND doesn't exist depending on who you ask. Voice comms and activities also ghosted the group chat. Engineers are frantically checking if they accidentally unplugged the wrong cable. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)