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⚪ Discord's API decided to go full radio silence for 90 minutes, then gradually remembered what it was supposed to do. Users could log in but features were playing dead. The good news: engineers applied the classic fix (turning it off and on again) and it stuck. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Increased API Errors
// Status page says
May 8 , 15:38 PDT Resolved - All critical functionalities have recovered for all users. May 8 , 14:47 PDT Update - Users are able to connect to the platform, and we are working on recovering some features May 8 , 14:08 PDT Update - We are continuing to see recovery on our systems and are continuing recovery
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://discordstatus.com/incidents/4hpm4454hxtxDiscord's Greatest Hits
🟢 DISCORD
Sep 16, 2026
🟠 Discord's Android payment system ghosted harder than your ex—Google Play decided to go dark, leaving users unable to throw money at their screen. iOS and web users are fine because of course they are. Existing subscriptions are still breathing, barely. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 DISCORD
Sep 11, 2026
🟡 Discord's media proxy is cosplaying as a dial-up modem from 2003. Images are downloading at speeds that make loading a single meme feel like a life commitment. Engineers are investigating why their CDN decided to go full tortoise mode. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Aug 31, 2026
🟠 Discord decided certain servers needed to file missing persons reports. Voice calls and activities also ghosted some users. Engineers are now playing archaeological dig to find what they buried. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 DISCORD
Aug 31, 2026
🟠 Discord's having a Schrödinger's server moment—your guild exists AND doesn't exist depending on who you ask. Voice comms and activities also ghosted the group chat. Engineers are frantically checking if they accidentally unplugged the wrong cable. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)