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🟡 DigitalOcean's graphs decided to practice invisibility—monitoring data exists, it's just playing hide-and-seek in the control panel. Droplets, load balancers, databases all flying blind. Engineering team frantically checking if they accidentally deleted the entire 'show stuff' feature. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jun 19, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Monitoring Graphs in the Cloud Control Panel

// Status page says

Jun 19 , 14:00 UTC Investigating - Our Engineering team is currently investigating an issue affecting the visibility of monitoring graphs within the Cloud Panel. During this period, users may notice missing or unavailable monitoring graphs for services such as Droplets(with DO agent installed), Load Balancers, Databases, etc. We apologize for the inconvenience caused. We'll update once we have more information

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.digitalocean.com/incidents/nqkv7bnzr4l3

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