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🔴 Anthropic's fancy serverless inference models (Sonnet 4.6, Opus 4.7) decided to stop inferencing and start ignoring requests. They've pinpointed the problem but the fix is still in the microwave. Your cutting-edge AI is currently just a very expensive paperweight. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 15, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Anthropic reported outage that's impacting access to their Serverless Inference models

// Status page says

May 15 , 01:23 UTC Identified - According to Anthropic's status page (https://status.claude.com/incidents/8z7l5zcy0v3b), they have identified the root cause and are actively working on a fix. At this time, users may continue to experience errors when attempting to use Sonnet 4.6 and Opus 4.7 models. We will provide another update once Anthropic has implemented a fix and service is restored. May 15 , 01:21</v

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.digitalocean.com/incidents/lrrw084g3whn

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