CURSOR

🟡 Cursor's blaming GitHub for the meltdown affecting Cloud Agents and dashboard integrations. Third-party outage domino effect in full swing—nothing says 'our infrastructure is solid' like depending on someone else's. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jun 10, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Investigating service degradation — Cloud Agents

// Status page says

Jun 10 , 15:49 UTC Investigating - We are investigating an issue related to a third-party outage that may affect Cloud Agents, the Cursor dashboard, and GitHub or GitLab integrations. More information: https://www.githubstatus.com/

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.cursor.com/incidents/xkfk32psrcnr

Cursor's Greatest Hits

🔴 CURSOR 21h ago

🟡 Cursor achieved quantum superposition: simultaneously broken everywhere. IDE, agents, bots, automations—basically the entire stack decided to unionize and call in sick. Engineering team is now speed-running 'have you tried turning it off' on production.

🟢 CURSOR Sep 25, 2026

🟠 Cursor's Grok Bot is having an existential crisis—some instances went catatonic and new ones refuse to spawn. Engineers found the culprit and are rolling out a fix while computers contemplate their mortality. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 CURSOR Aug 19, 2026

🟡 Cursor's Fable 5 model went full Rip Van Winkle, leaving engineers scrambling to explain why their fancy AI forgot how to AI. Time to dust off those backup models while the team figures out what went wrong. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 CURSOR Aug 13, 2026

🟡 Anthropic's model serving decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical, leaving Cursor's AI agents staring at blank screens. The usual suspects (Claude Mythos 5, Fable 5, Sonnet 5) are all no-shows. Not Cursor's fault—they're just the messenger getting shot. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)